Tap shoes will be his first gift out of the womb with a fedora because why not.
So long as he doesn’t tap dance on me like he’s been doing, I approve.
Hey! I didn’t call nose game yet, but I guess you really can’t since you have a baby in your tummy.
Yes, exactly. I’m out of the running by default.
Someone should test it.
Hmmm I have a small feeling that this might be uncomfortable.
Just a little.
I umm I recorded a bunch of old spanish lullabies that my parents used to play for me. Now that the baby can hear I want you to have it. I was going to wait till he was born, but what’s the point.
I hope you like them.
Oh Lillian, that’s lovely~ I’ve been singing to him in English and French, so I’m sure Spanish would be a wonderful addition. Thank you so much!
Does this mean he can hear lullabies now?
I’ve been singing to him since I knew he was there~ but I think he’ll be able to hear if anyone else speaks to or sings to him now.
My mom was really good friends with some healers at St. Mungo’s so if you need any help finding the right people just umm let me know.
I’m actually writing to the healer who was taking care of me when I was away, but thank you, Lillian~ I have to write to a couple other people about other things, but that part at the very least is secured.
thehouseofnagas replied to your post: everything is maple bacon donuts and nothing hurts.
…I think I’ll be having that for lunch.
Doooooooooooo it. They’re scrumptious.
You should have! I painted a lion on Mike’s chest and a badger on Sam’s for their last game.
Mike’s been getting on me about dressing warm, so he wouldn’t be very happy if I showed my tummy off~
thehouseofnagas replied to your post: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Really? I thought you’d choose The Midas bacon touch.
Well, you know what happened to Midas. I wouldn’t want to touch my baby and have that weird bacon baby thing come true.
It could be worse. They could be giving you detailed instructions. Very. Detailed. Instructions.
This is true.
The secret is butter.
I know I eat a lot of bacon, but that doesn’t mean I want to be a bacon strip.
see I’m capable of jokes
It’s a list of the people you would have sex with if you were stuck in an elevator with them. Everyone needs one.
That’s oddly specific.
I know people have lists about who they’d want to have sex with. Wouldn’t the elevator list be the same? How is being stuck in an elevator any different?
That sounds really scary, but anything for the nice pregnant lady. Enjoy.
Oh! And my sister sends her best wishes.
I’ll put some chocolate covered bacon in the basket just for you Quinn.
Sister? Who’s her sister?
Oh, yeah. Her sister’s Vivian from your year.
Ohhh. Well. Tell her me and the baby say hi.
Thanks for the food, Lillian.
Your sister just made me feel loads better. I’ll have to send her a basket of whatever food she’s craving.
Ooh! Chocolate covered pickles dipped in crushed hazelnuts with pistachio ice cream and parmesan on top!
I hope you don’t expect me to try it.
Hell no, that’s all for me, Miss Piggy, there’s bacon in the fridge.