I don’t feel like dying or making out with Rachel. Both of those things are synonymous.

Of course, I don’t mean that kissing Rachel is what’s going to kill me. It’ll be Lillian who I’m sure would maim me whether she’s under the influence or not.

We’re all having fun out here without being unfaithful, anon, don’t rain on our parades~

Anons on my vacation? Whyyyyyyyy?

I don’t wanna hook up with Rachel ever ever. I wanna make looooooove. With Mikeyyyy.

False.

Anon, I’ve known Quinnie her entire life. I can tell when she’s feeling a little fat, I can tell when she’s gotten laid, and I can tell when she’s hiding something. Sorry to break it to you, but she’s not hiding anything.

Well, thanks Frannie -

I mean, other than certain nitty gritty details about the night she became a woman.

…

I still can’t believe you guys did it! C’mon, was he bendy? 

Rachel? Rachel Berry? That girl who looked like she got thrown around by the Whomping Willow when the hat called Slytherin for her?

She seems like a random choice, why her?

It isn’t random, people keep putting the two of us together.

Well, they have to have a reason, so whatever it is, if you guys don’t want to go out with each other, quit it.

… That’s more or less what Santana said. You’re seriously freaking me out.

Whatever, that just means we’ll all get along better than we did with Maxie’s sister. You should be glad.

slytherin-snixx:

accio-stardom replied to your post: quinn and rachel are totally hot for each other!

NO WE ARE NOT. oh my goodness.

I don’t know what you two keep doing to cause all these rumors, but you may want to be more discrete about it. 

We’re not doing anything. That’s the thing. I haven’t even seen Rachel in the past couple of days, but these anons persist.

You’re very welcome, Rach~

Haha, that might be the best course of action.

thehouseofnagas:

chaserchang:

Quinn and Rachel are secretly dating.

I’m only okay with this if I get to watch. 

I like the way you think Mike. 

To both of you.

thehouseofnagas:

slytherin-starberry:

Santana has a secret crush on Rachel.

Now this one is true. 

Oh gosh please don’t encourage her, babe.

Quinn and Rachel are secretly dating.

You know what?

At this point it’s just hilarious how many people think this is happening.

It isn’t.

As Santana is my sister, it goes to Rachel by default.

Happy?

Seriously, anon?

I wouldn’t cheat on Mike, no matter how unhappy I was if I was still with him. As I’m still very much with him and very much happy I can’t adequately answer this question in terms of otherwise.

It’s been quite interesting getting to know her. I didn’t talk to her much until the TroubleTones were born, and then we started working together to make sure glee didn’t implode on itself. She’s very driven, and it’s quite admirable. I’d say we’re pretty good friends. We’ve gotten close enough to take a wanky photoshoot, after all~

I feel like it’s necessary to mention that yes, I’m aware of her previous crush on me, and no, I don’t have a problem with it. I’m happy that she’s got something good going on with Lillian, and she’s happy that I’ve got something good going on with Mike. What’s in the past is in the past, and I don’t find any reason to hold the past against someone who’s very much in the present.

There are so many things wrong with this statement that I’m just going to choose not to respond.