I don’t feel like dying or making out with Rachel. Both of those things are synonymous.

Of course, I don’t mean that kissing Rachel is what’s going to kill me. It’ll be Lillian who I’m sure would maim me whether she’s under the influence or not.

We’re all having fun out here without being unfaithful, anon, don’t rain on our parades~

Anons on my vacation? Whyyyyyyyy?

I don’t wanna hook up with Rachel ever ever. I wanna make looooooove. With Mikeyyyy.

False.

Anon, I’ve known Quinnie her entire life. I can tell when she’s feeling a little fat, I can tell when she’s gotten laid, and I can tell when she’s hiding something. Sorry to break it to you, but she’s not hiding anything.

Well, thanks Frannie -

I mean, other than certain nitty gritty details about the night she became a woman.

…

I still can’t believe you guys did it! C’mon, was he bendy? 

Rachel? Rachel Berry? That girl who looked like she got thrown around by the Whomping Willow when the hat called Slytherin for her?

She seems like a random choice, why her?

It isn’t random, people keep putting the two of us together.

Well, they have to have a reason, so whatever it is, if you guys don’t want to go out with each other, quit it.

… That’s more or less what Santana said. You’re seriously freaking me out.

Whatever, that just means we’ll all get along better than we did with Maxie’s sister. You should be glad.

Of course they do, Lucy-Q, we’re the Foxy Fabrays!

Oh my goodness.

Just… keep in mind that this woman is pregnant and by default will not have sex with anyone you ask about.

Come at me, tumblr.

slytherin-snixx:

I should hex you just saying picking the dwarf over me. 

Woman, the anon said I couldn’t pick from Britt’s list, and you were on her list, so I couldn’t.

I was just following the rules.

slytherin-snixx:

Q, don’t make me hex you. You know I’ll do it. 

Wands away, Lopez, geez. It’s seriously no big deal, Rach was just thanking me for rating her the prettiest.

Fairly normal human interaction~

slytherin-snixx:

What is going on here?

Don’t worry your pretty little head, sis.

Nothing to worry about, nothing to see here, move along~

slytherin-snixx replied to your post: Hello, Quinn! Thank you for calling me pretty even though I may not fall under the normal ‘pretty’ category. I know Santana thinks I’m pretty as well, so I’m taking her ‘treasure troll’ comment as a term of endearment.

You’re very welcome, Rach~

Haha, that might be the best course of action.

thehouseofnagas:

chaserchang:

Quinn and Rachel are secretly dating.

I’m only okay with this if I get to watch. 

I like the way you think Mike. 

To both of you.

Quinn and Rachel are secretly dating.

You know what?

At this point it’s just hilarious how many people think this is happening.

It isn’t.

c’mon, dish!