thehouseofnagas:

chaserchang:

Quinn and Rachel are secretly dating.

I’m only okay with this if I get to watch. 

I like the way you think Mike. 

To both of you.

thehouseofnagas:

slytherin-starberry:

Santana has a secret crush on Rachel.

Now this one is true. 

Oh gosh please don’t encourage her, babe.

Quinn and Rachel are secretly dating.

You know what?

At this point it’s just hilarious how many people think this is happening.

It isn’t.

chaserchang:

Oh, and one more thing before I embark on the road to forgetting that my first love ended in a drunken disaster? Trying to blame this on my best friend was a dick move and you’re a dick for doing it. Stay away from her and stay away from me.

Goodbye, Mike.

chaserchang:

*private*

Fine…I kissed her. I was drunk and I missed you so I kissed her. 

…

I missed you with every cell in my body and I didn’t go out and get drunk and kiss anyone. And I was in France, the bloody country of love.

At least this came out before I decided to make the second biggest mistake of my life… the first one being falling in love with you.

This conversation and relationship is over.

chaserchang:

*private*

The logical explanation? Lots of fire whiskey. 

Brittany can hold her liquor better than anyone I know, Mike, there’s no way she started it. That only means one thing, Mike.

We both know what it is, so just tell me the truth right now.

chaserchang:

*private* 

But she did. We were drunk and she grabbed my face and kissed me. I’m so sorry, Quinn. 

…

This can’t be happening. There has to be a logical explanation for this.

chaserchang:

*private*

No it’s true. I kissed her on the Quidditch pitch. Just ask her. 

*private*

I…

Why are you saying this? Brittany would never do something like this.

chaserchang:

*private*

No, the rumors true actually. 

*private*

I know these anons can be funny sometimes, but this isn’t a very good joke.

Mike Chang cheated on Quinn with Brittany

Okay, that’s it, I have had it with these horrible rumor mongers.

Leave me, my best friend, and my boyfriend alone, okay? I know Britts like the back of my hand, and I know where I stand with Mike. This is impossible on a genetic level.

chaserchang:

quinnisravenclawsome:

Mike Chang is just using Quinn like Alex did.

You know this isn’t true 

Of course not, babe~ 

Mike Chang is just using Quinn like Alex did.